Photoshop: Puppy-O-Matic

Posted By: Dave
05.14.04

Recently I authored a flash cartoon titled "Banana Phone", which is now part of a Banana Phone themed trio of animations that are currently making their rounds on the internet. As of this writing, it sits at the #4 spot at Newgrounds.com. In this prestigious position it is given the opportunity to receive many reviews. Currently, it has received over 1,200 comments. In this very special Photoshop Phursday I'm going to respond to some of my favorites, but not with your standard "thank you for the constructive criticism" type comments, but a different, more artistic approach... photoshopped images of puppies! Enjoy!

this movie rocks
May 7, 2004
Reviewed by: theWaver
Overall Score: 7

but the end couldn't be more stupid... seriously, i watched the movie trice (3 times) and i still don't like the way it ends...

Reply: (Image by Will)

Reviewed by: Sharingan-Kakashi
Overall Score: 4

I hate that Banana phone song. Friend of mine is constantly plays it every day and its F***ing anoying. I want to shoot him because of that but thats not my point here. Graphics ain't good, character interactivity is great, violence is adequate(That song can drive someone insane.....like myself) But u must relly on other people's opinion. If I was listening to that song for first time my review would be better, but since I got really f***ing sick of it I now decided to trash my friend's comp next time I hear it.
P.S.
Don't take offence. Its not ur fault I am pissed.

Reply: (Image by Will)

This is realistic.
May 5, 2004
Reviewed by: smurfnuts
Overall Score: 6

The crew who made this movie clearly depicts what happens when the remote breaks.

Response: (Image by Will)

Hahah Banana Phone Rizzi must be on Crack
May 10, 2004
Reviewed by: HoboD
Overall Score: 10

I actually played this song all night on repeat while my friend was over...he smacked his head on the wall try to run from it. My door was too the left of him not in front.

Response: (Image by Will)

I don't see it
May 10, 2004
Reviewed by: GreenLanternClock
Overall Score: 7

I don't a stroy of a boy and his banna. But I do see a stroy of a song that acts just like a parasite.

Response: (Image by Will)

Reviewed by: TheMeEvan
Overall Score: 4

I have already done a cartoon with his song http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/85972 submitted on 02/27/2003 You will hear from my lawyer

Response: (Image by Will)

What a load of pure bollocks
May 12, 2004
Reviewed by: smithy14
Overall Score: 0

This movie was bloody crap.The only reason I gave it a 10 for humour is because it was that bad, I laughed at the screen for about ten minutes before I closed the window that movie was in.I mean come on if you are gonna make a movie at least make an enjoyable one.Oh and another thing, HOW THE FANNYBANGING HELL DID THIS MOVIE MAKE IT INTO THE TOP TEN OF FLASH PORTAL!

Response: (Image by Will)

xD lllooolll
May 8, 2004
Reviewed by: r1c4rd0
Overall Score: 10

i really dont review any movie... but this one r0x xD i lol during all movie ! n1 men !

Response: (Image by Will)

its funny
May 8, 2004
Reviewed by: NerdHero
Overall Score: 10

great story plot

Response: (Image by Will)

A banana Phone how did u think of that idea
May 7, 2004
Reviewed by: Matt-The-Gamer
Overall Score: 10

man it was the koolest flash work i have ever seen. the song about a phone that is a....Banana. it was like that movie the shining with that redrum kid but with a banana phone!!1 im never gonig to look at a banana and a phone the same way every again...

Response: (Image by Rapscallion)

SHIT!! fuckin catchy song *goes crazy*
May 7, 2004
Reviewed by: flaming_cookies
Overall Score: 8

not bad ..not good but not bad ...bananna phone...when i saw the pic on the front page i thought the kid got smacked by one and a guy went on the loose killing ppl with a bananna D'X...n e wayz it was original sound wasnt so great cus all i heard was the song and the picture looks like a 10 drew it . it was sortta funny and next time show a banana cus the title IS bannana phone..*damnit how do u spell bannana...X(*

Response: (Image by Rapscallion)

"You threw that remote pretty fuckin hard"
May 7, 2004
Reviewed by: SiLeNt_MiSsiLe
Overall Score: 10

Dave, don't listen to those motards(moron+retard) that don't get it. This flash was pure genius

Response: (Image by Rapscallion)

Hmmmm i like it but i doublt my friend whould
May 7, 2004
Reviewed by: bartlett9909
Overall Score: 9

i like but i doublt my friend whould anyway keep it up bring us more movie with blood in it

Response: (Image by Gah)

funny?
May 5, 2004
Reviewed by: LatinoLegion
Overall Score: 5
I dont get it? It wasn't funny to me and most things are funny to me. It just seemed sick and wrong, I mean come on the dude went crazy and he almost died. I think it wouldve been funny if his head blew off and the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Banana came out and started dancingM but it became sorta serious instead of something that probably never would happen. Some dude went crazy and it became contagious so that finally it pissed off a guy so much he killed someone? I wont give you too low of a score cuz I don't know if you were trying to be funny or not but it doesnt deserve an A+

Response: (Image by Gah)

Front Page? Why?
May 5, 2004
Reviewed by: hoogafanter
Overall Score: 5

It wasn't that funny really. I don't understand why everyone's giving it such good reveiws. Edgar Allan Poe wrote a much better story that's similar to this. Oh well, noone listens to my critike anyways

Response: (Image by Mogwai)

i liked the beggining.
May 5, 2004
Reviewed by: tsx_101
Overall Score: 8

but the end was like ....... shitty. As show in the following diagram.

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Response: (Image by Kangajew)

nice funny haha add tits
May 5, 2004
Reviewed by: rapman
Overall Score: 8

some tits would fit nicely

Response: (Image by Dave)

sweet.....
May 6, 2004
Reviewed by: spawn123
Overall Score: 8

that fuckin rock't
it's like trippin on a blunt while smokin.

Response: (Image by Dave)

Golly, I could do that all day. Thankfully I won't. Thank's to all of the forum members who contributed, and to all of the wonderful reviewers at Newgrounds, you're an inspiration to the team :D

now GTFO