Photoshop: How it REALLY Happened
Posted By: Dave
Come with me on a journey through a magical world where important moments in history, such as Goatse and 911 are relived through OUR eyes... over, and over, and over again. Also known as "Hey we stole a topic from Something Awful and didn't realize until it was painfully, painfully late"... or "Why our Photoshop contests are going to shit".
Muddy rips the contest wide open with one animated gif. Problem #1: Image introductions that sound zippy but make no sense.
Here Mud kicks it up a notch. Problem #2: Redundant? Redundant.
P asked me to give him a picture of the backside of a nude woman for this image. Bastard never used any of my sources, claimed there was not enough "not children". Problem #3: Not enough children.
This is where things get dirty. Muddy again. Problem #4: General suck. For the record I really like this entry.
Hey I did this one. Problem #5: Would you like some funny with your Goatse.cx?
Brant named this image "whatever.jpg". Problem #6: Enthusiasm. Where have all the photoshoppers gone?
106 put some text on this image. Mmm Impact font... I like that. Problem #7: EFFORT PEOPLE
And now for the Will section of the article. Problem #8: Humans require sleep to properly function. Will is a human.
Will again. Problem #9: Beards.
And we finish off with more Will. Problem #10: SOMETHING AWFUL DID IT, SOMETHING AWFUL DID IT
Before you close this window and go back to laughing at us, not with us, let me just say that I love all you fuckers that contribute, and am truly grateful you allow me to use your hard work so I can be condescending towards you in an article format such as this.
While we work out some of the bugs, Phursdays will now take place randomly throughout the week. If this news is upsetting, please email me and tell me about it. No seriously.