My sincerest apologizes viewing audience and viewing audiencette. While Dave is still MIA (Missing In Africa), I took it apon myself to disappear as well into my specially crafted morphine box, complete with morphine and perhaps a box too. A special thank you to all those who took part in my search party, which numbered an impressive 0.
Copious "update the fucking page you fucking fuck" e-mails out of the way, I'm pleased to announce a self-explanatory contest this week. Methods of getting fired for those of you who still don't get it.
Phrase four involves getting fired, doesn't it Brant? DOESN'T IT!?
106 never drives jokes into the ground.
My suspicions are mounting on the authenticity of Will's "professional" dentistry.
Xerjester always did know how to get the racial juices flowing.
Because we all know interracial relations are disallowed. Will reminds us.
No one cares about your goddamn copyright or literal image, 46137.
Coddballs shows us how to get fired from everything, including society.
FS-styled education by UnrulyBeeotch. That's a firing.
Rapscallion likes it raw.
Some more innovative teaching in the classroom. Will, this'll get you hired!
Salvage what's left here. Time for me to crack open the brandy again.