ReaganCommie: well hardy fuckin har har.
ReaganCommie: so, this is the infamous jay watts, fan of jazz music?
ReaganCommie: jay, jay, jay..when will you learn?? trumpets are for fags
Rxjaywattsx: What sins am I accused of?
ReaganCommie: listening to jazz
Rxjaywattsx: Anything else?
ReaganCommie: ummmmm lets see....
ReaganCommie: having a letter for a name
ReaganCommie: what the fuck is up with that?
Rxjaywattsx: It arguably contributes to my stature in the jazz world...
Rxjaywattsx: This medium has a lot to offer to one as enterprising as yourself; I can tell.
ReaganCommie: answer me this JAY..were you xevent??? WERE YOU?
ReaganCommie: must have been some other person that liked the locust that lives in victoria
Rxjaywattsx: I'm sure there's plenty...
ReaganCommie: ..there cant be that many
Rxjaywattsx: Oh, there's at least 16.
ReaganCommie: then WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ALL TALK THE SAME?!?!?!
Rxjaywattsx: Taste and education?
ReaganCommie: taste??? taste???? the locust???? what the FUCK
Rxjaywattsx: It's a little more subtle than that...
ReaganCommie: i didnt find the locust very "subtle"..sounds that make people physically ill are never "subtle"
Rxjaywattsx: I wasn't referring to the music...
Rxjaywattsx: I was referring to people who "like" the Locust...
Rxjaywattsx: It's somewhat exagerrated.
Rxjaywattsx: You know, for effect.
ReaganCommie: has it occurred to you that maybe you have tricked yourself into thinking you are superior to everyone for liking a band that is so gosh darn unlikeable????
Rxjaywattsx: That seems to be a lot of circular reasoning going on in that statement...
ReaganCommie: "woopie, i like the locust, nobody else gets the locus..im an elitest, and i like jazz too!"
Rxjaywattsx: I don't know if I can wrap my head around that one...
Rxjaywattsx: You're missing the context...
ReaganCommie: what context?
Rxjaywattsx: A great deal of people do like the Locust...
ReaganCommie: you'd think that..wouldnt you?
Rxjaywattsx: These people exhibit some somewhat humorous qualities...
Rxjaywattsx: As played out as it is, the effect is called "irony".
ReaganCommie: like..flaming locust fans for their own entertainment?
Rxjaywattsx: Not really.
Rxjaywattsx: If you pretended to like the Locust, that would be ironic.
ReaganCommie: i think locust fans "exibit somewhat humorus qualities"
Rxjaywattsx: Then, to be ironic, you would
Rxjaywattsx: begin to like the Locust...
Rxjaywattsx: Where did you get the idea that I like the Locust, by the way?
Rxjaywattsx: Outside of this conversation(?)?
ReaganCommie: thats a secret!
Rxjaywattsx: Anyways, this is approximately the second impromptu AIM interview I've had in the last couple of days...
ReaganCommie: but, just so you know..i would probably guess you a locust fan just by the way you talk.
Rxjaywattsx: I'd appreciate it if you'd contribute something interesting...
Rxjaywattsx: I've been told that I speak like an English teacher.
Rxjaywattsx: Do English teachers enjoy the Locust?
ReaganCommie: id appreciate it if you STOPPED TALKING LIKE A FUCKING SNOB
Rxjaywattsx: You IM'ed me.
Rxjaywattsx: And you're making demands?
ReaganCommie: go figure
Rxjaywattsx: Perhaps I'd appreciate it if you would speak like an educated individual.
Rxjaywattsx: You must have some education...
Rxjaywattsx: Are you a foreign exchange student?
Rxjaywattsx: I can appreciate that.
Rxjaywattsx: Well, at least you don't only speak English!
Rxjaywattsx: You'd be headed for a life of type-II diabetes and diet Cola!
ReaganCommie: i have an idea! lets have an INTERNET SARCASM competition!
ReaganCommie: ohhhhhhhhhh shit..you allready one.
Rxjaywattsx: Is that a sarcastic proposition?
Rxjaywattsx: you allready one?
Rxjaywattsx: Anyways, you must have something better to do with your time than harass jazz fans with antiquated vocabularies...
ReaganCommie: oh shit..no.. I won, because it WAS a sarcastic propisition
Rxjaywattsx: Or patch up your poor filial relationships...
ReaganCommie: filial??filial???? forgive my ignorance, but what exactly does that mean?
ReaganCommie: wouldn't that be familial?
Rxjaywattsx: It's filial.
Rxjaywattsx: As in filial piety.
Rxjaywattsx: Devotion to family.
ReaganCommie: well, im never going to use that word..ever
ReaganCommie: OOOO YAY!!! ima gonna degrade my language even further by speaking only in stupid IM SLANG!!!!!
ReaganCommie: OMFG.. YOU SUCK!
ReaganCommie: I less than three you.
ReaganCommie: stupid emo kids
ReaganCommie: i give up.
ReaganCommie: i lack the neccesarry IM slang vocabulary to compete on your level
Rxjaywattsx: I realize that the internet is a rather useless place to find anything meaningful, but what's the point of all of this?
Rxjaywattsx: You wanted to find out if I was some IM person that harassed you at one point?
ReaganCommie: well..not really..that was just a secondary thing
ReaganCommie: this was mostly just somthing to do to instead of homework.
Rxjaywattsx: Primarily, you seeked to find out about the secrets of the Locust!
ReaganCommie: ya got me
ReaganCommie: what ARE the secrets of the locust?
ReaganCommie: Bunch of doughnut fuckers that only trendy scenester pricks like you even bother to listen to?
Rxjaywattsx: What, dare I ask, do you listen to?
Rxjaywattsx: And why, dare I ask again, is it any consequence what I listen to?
ReaganCommie: im a big slipknot fan
Rxjaywattsx: Do I manipulate the machinations of music distribution to edge out your music?
Rxjaywattsx: I'm sure you're a big slipknot fan...
Rxjaywattsx: Past the banalities of former Revelation Records bands...
ReaganCommie: see..i win E-sarcasm battle AGAIN
Rxjaywattsx: You've finely honed it.
ReaganCommie: oh wait letter-for-a-name boy is making a comeback
Rxjaywattsx: Would you like me to help you with your homework?
Rxjaywattsx: No matter your opinions on the English language, you still have to get through the English provincial exam to graduate.
ReaganCommie: yeah..i'm actually fairly good at english..but this is the intarweb...
Rxjaywattsx: True enough...
Rxjaywattsx: Serious discussions are made absurd by this thing.
ReaganCommie: but..this isn't a serious discussion.
Rxjaywattsx: No, I suppose it isn't.
Rxjaywattsx: I wonder if it has the reverse effect on absurd discussions...
Rxjaywattsx: Does it make the absurd serious?
ReaganCommie: no..even more absurd
Rxjaywattsx: That's good.
ReaganCommie: because i can copy and paste this and send it to my friends for their amusement
Rxjaywattsx: One step away from Nihilism.
Rxjaywattsx: Oooh, pastiche work.
Rxjaywattsx: It's good that you have these friends that you can communicate with over the Internet...
ReaganCommie: nihilism is for fags, jay
Rxjaywattsx: As opposed to in person.
ReaganCommie: i hope you havm't told jesus your a nihilist
ReaganCommie: having a letter for a name is a pretty nihilistic thing to do
Rxjaywattsx: you're a nihilist.
Rxjaywattsx: Is it?
ReaganCommie: I'd say so
Rxjaywattsx: More reductionist...
ReaganCommie: reductionism is for women with size J breasts
Rxjaywattsx: I guess.
ReaganCommie: so if your not a nihilist..what are you??? a southern baptist?
Rxjaywattsx: These are the two options?
ReaganCommie: no..im just making a random guess
Rxjaywattsx: Once again, any serious discussion would be absurd...
ReaganCommie: I thought it was fairly obvious and a person with your grasp of the english language would have no problem comprending the meaning of what i was saying
Rxjaywattsx: That was absurd.
Rxjaywattsx: Thank goodness for Universal Grammar.
ReaganCommie: so im a lazy typer...
Rxjaywattsx: Yes, but it was absurd that the word "comprehend" was misspelt.
Rxjaywattsx: Don't you think?
ReaganCommie: YOU KNOW WHAT J?? I THINK EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS FUCKING ABSURD
Rxjaywattsx: I'm affecting a very dettached, scholarly air.
Rxjaywattsx: to all of this.
Rxjaywattsx: Don't get all worked up and start typing in CAPS.
ReaganCommie: especially that last comment
ReaganCommie: i can literally see you looking down your pointy little bespeckled nose at me
Rxjaywattsx: Have you heard of Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs?
Rxjaywattsx: Well, on the top of that list...
ReaganCommie: and i cant say i have ever wanted to
Rxjaywattsx: that is, the first needs to be filled, are physiological.
ReaganCommie: are you telling me to have a snack?
Rxjaywattsx: I'm trying to tell you that I'm leaving to enjoy the consumer choices available to me in downtown Victoria...
ReaganCommie: you know, talking like that only makes you look like a really big pretensious idiot
ReaganCommie: I'm sure many, many people hate you based on that
Rxjaywattsx: I have at least 16 other people who speak like that in Victoria.
Rxjaywattsx: Many, many people are functionally illiterate.
ReaganCommie: very fucking witty
Rxjaywattsx: Many, many people shop at Wal-Mart.
Rxjaywattsx: Do you want to like me?
Rxjaywattsx: Should I pander to you?
Rxjaywattsx: I don't suppose that I've even met you before.
ReaganCommie: 16 locust fans/16 people that talk like that..your witty man
ReaganCommie: no..you havn't
ReaganCommie: (met me)
Rxjaywattsx: Well, then I don't suppose that this really matters, does it?
Rxjaywattsx: You're getting an impression of me based purely upon what I'm typing...
Rxjaywattsx: Or what I've typed in the past.
ReaganCommie: well, i dont suppose YOU really matter..so, no, it doesnt
Rxjaywattsx: You IM'ed me...
ReaganCommie: why do you keep bringing that up?
Rxjaywattsx: Because it's true.
Rxjaywattsx: You don't seem to be offering up anything new, either...
ReaganCommie: what you have typed tonight has only perpetrated the rumors i have heard about you
ReaganCommie: rumors is the wrong word, but your the english scholar here...
ReaganCommie: not I
Rxjaywattsx: Broaden your vocabulary...
Rxjaywattsx: Language is, after all, about communication...
ReaganCommie: my vocabulary is plenty broad, but constantly showing off my vocabulary like some people do doenst do anything for me.
Rxjaywattsx: The smaller your lexicon, the more I have to infer..
Rxjaywattsx: But opposing language snobbery does?
ReaganCommie: yes..it does indeed
Rxjaywattsx: You're stuck in a losing battle then...
Rxjaywattsx: As you're opposing language snobbery, using language.
Rxjaywattsx: Maybe you should fight me or something...
ReaganCommie: what can i say? i find getting worked up over inconsequensial matters is entertaining.
Rxjaywattsx: That's always the last refuge.
Rxjaywattsx: Oh, it is entertaining!
Rxjaywattsx: Which is why I get worked up over poor language usage.
Rxjaywattsx: Because generally what the people have to say is rather boring...
ReaganCommie: I wonder which of us is finding this conversation more amusing...
ReaganCommie: "Because generally what the people have to say is rather boring..." your pretty boring
ReaganCommie: everything you say is boring
Rxjaywattsx: You're still typing to me.
Rxjaywattsx: You IM'ed me.
ReaganCommie: because your boringness amuses.
Rxjaywattsx: You can get a lot more out of my boringness after I leave.
xjaywattsx signed off at 9:42:24 PM.