The Richard SessionsPosted by: Bob (Gah)
On irc2.beyondirc.net from chat sessions with random users
THe_BouNCeR: who are you?
Gah: ok richard im on
Gah: how do i use this thing
Gah: what the shit
Gah: theres a gaping asshole on my screen
THe_BouNCeR: you lookin for odin?
Gah: and some fucking gook with shit on her face
Gah: richard help
Gah: im getting a hardon
THe_BouNCeR: who is richard?
Gah: come to bed
Gah: rich i dont know how to tell you this
Gah: but im a skinhead and i wear boots
Gah: and i dont like faggots
THe_BouNCeR: im not rich to tell you this
Gah: richard why are you so fucking gay
THe_BouNCeR: i dont know who the fuck richard is
Gah: im coming over now rich
Gah: and im going to crush your head in
Gah: with my thighs
Gah: k heres my picture http://www.thefucksociety.com/chasey.jpg
Gah: what the shit wrong window
Gah: richard dont click that
Gah: its not for you
Gah: i have a confession to make
`Sunflowergirl`: um ok
`Sunflowergirl`: well what is your confession?
Gah: when i punched that negro, it wasnt because im racist because im not. richard called me a racist once because i said "nigger" but i only said that word because he dared me to say it and said if i didnt then his dad would smash a bottle of whiskey over the fireplace again and make weird noises that sound unlike a crazed hippo
Gah: anyway, i punched him and shattered his nigger cheek. lol that moon cricket didnt know what hit the fucking tv stealing fried chicken lover. he spat out watermelon when i tried to stamp on his slave chest
Gah: goddamn darkies why dont those porch monkeys get a job you know what im saying
Gah: remember that one time when we played a game of scrabble and you ended up pregnant?
Gah: i sure won that game
`Sunflowergirl`: im sure i dont know what your talking about and im a little to stoned to care
Gah: lets have sex
`Sunflowergirl`: i just had sex
Gah: i smoked a joint once. richard said i couldnt do it because im a "pansy-assed cock sucker" but that isnt true. my ass isn't pansy
Gah: but i smoked it
`Sunflowergirl`: who's richard?
Gah: and i went weird, you know. i felt violent and lashed out at this woman with my hands and only stopped after her spine caved in
Gah: it turnt out to just be an ordinary cigarette
Gah: oh my god
Gah: im frekaing out
Gah: ok im fine now
Gah: so anyway richard once dared me to go a day without my pillz. i did it because im not a freak and about ten minutes later i put on a lot of weight
Gah: developed an attitude problem and breasts
Gah: i think i'm being ignored now.
Gah: i need to talk to you
Gah: no, really
Gah: i need to talk to you
Gah: why dont you fucking understand
Gah: I NEED TO FUCKING TALK TO YOU
Hjorten: then talk.
Gah: is this a wind up
Gah: it is isnt it
Gah: oh very funny richard
Hjorten: what the hell are you talking about?
Gah: i thought this was your sister and i was about to freak out and demand she give me my tie back
Gah: because the last time i punched her in the neck, right
Gah: and she started choking
Hjorten: you smell like poo
Gah: you said that before richard
Gah: but my clothes are clean
Gah: can i come over again
Hjorten: i'm not richard but sure
Gah: i promise my clothes are clean and i wont punch your sister in the neck, rendering her abilities to conduct a living without the aid of two wheels impossible due to a spinal failure as a result of my hefty blow to her windpipe
Gah: anyway the bitch deserved it
Hjorten: can you bring drugs?
Gah: richard i cant ok
Gah: my mom caught me with the cigs before
Hjorten: then you can't come
Gah: fuck you richard im going to beat you and your sister up
Hjorten: go ahead motherfucker
Gah: im telling everyone youre gay
Gah: knob jockey
Gah: why dont you fucking wash your hair richard
Hjorten: i'm too lazy
Gah: youre too fucking gay thats your problem
Hjorten: that too
Hjorten: but so is your dad
Hjorten: you know, we've been fucking each other a lot.
Gah: you go to use the shampoo but instead the shampoo is used in a more sinister and unorthodox procedure that involves your anus and a picture of sir mixalot
Gah: dont you richard
Hjorten: he gives great blowjob's
Gah: ive heard the rumours
Gah: stop fucking bottles of shampoo to sir mixalot richard. my mom said you cant come around until you stop doing that. she also doesnt like you smoking
Gah: i can swear all i like and i dont care if you tell, rich
Hjorten: i fuck your dad, not shampoo bottles
Gah: im not a robot, richard
Gah: im going to cut your greasy hair off and selotape it to the end of my penis so i can say "LOOK EVERYONE IM RICHARD MY ONLY FRIENDS ARE SHAMPOO BOTTLES AND MY SISTER"
Hjorten: pix plz
Gah: i cant richard
Hjorten: would you like to have some drugs?
Gah: my mom said not to give out information that may include a picture of myself or a picture of myself that shows my erect penis and a 12 year old girl
Gah: can i have a cigarette plz
Gah: im my own person now, richard. were going to be ok
Gah: WERE GOING TO BE OK
Gah: RICHARD DONT DO THAT
Gah: NOT THE FUCKING OVERDOSE AGAIN
Hjorten: say 1 or 2.
Gah: IM CALLING AN AMBULANCE
Gah: whats the number
Gah: dont black out on me now
Hjorten: you are a bot.
Gah: youve gone crazy
Gah: with overdose rage
Gah: http://www.thefucksociety.com/chasey.jpg look at porn richard
Gah: its the only solution