Captian KirkPosted by: Josh
E-Reverend:Have you been introduced ot the Church of Shatnerology
Captian Kirk: no
E-Reverend:Well that's a shame, I thought you might be interested, seeing as you call yourself Captain Kirk....
Captian Kirk:how do you mean?
*Captian Kirk sends ICQ Phone request*
E-Reverend: OOPS, I don't have the call-to-call feature on my icq.
How do I mean? I mean, the church of Shatnerology is a religion devoted to worshipping, you guess it! Good old William Shatner!
*Captian Kirk goes offline*
E-Reverend: Glad youre back :)
*Captian Kirk sends icq chain-letter to me*
E-Reverend: HEY! what was that?
Captian Kirk: to keep icq free
E-Reverend: well I couldnt read it cause it was in german or something
they're gonna start charging for icq?
Captian Kirk:It was dutch The want that you go to pay icq
Well it might be more helpful if t was in a language that people could understand...I'll just use AIM
Captian Kirk: You must send the message to all your icq frends!
E-Reverend: I WILL!
But, does that mean that......I'm your friend?
How come you never talk to me....friend?
No one ever talks to me
Captian Kirk:i am a busy man
E-Reverend: what do you do?
E-Reverend: for a living I mean
E-Reverend: you hate me
Captian Kirk: why?
E-Reverend: how would i know?
im a very likable person
Captian Kirk: posible
E-Reverend: what do i have to do, to prove my love to you?
Captian Kirk: i am going away
i am going driving
E-Reverend: then it is settled, my penis is the only solution would you like paper or plastic with that? With my penis, that is
*Captian Kirk sends another ICQ chain letter "Girl named "happy kitten is sending virus' to everyone! Dont download it! Tell everyone on your list, even me, so I know you got this! DONT TALK TO HAPPY KITTEN!*
*E-Reverend sends ICQ chain letter "Beware of Cap'n Kirk...from star trek, he's sending poeple his penis! DO NOT ACCEPT CAP'N KIRK'S PENIS! ITS NOT A NICE ONE.....HE'S ALSO GAY! SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST!!! p.s. STAR TREK IS ASS*
Captian Kirk: you are ill in you mind.
E-Reverend: hey cap'n kirk!
did you get my icq? did you forward it to everyone on your list?
we have to get the word out!!!
Captian Kirk:I dont a gay
E-Reverend: oh, not you, ANOTHER cap'n kirk, an imposter, not the real one like you. maybe scotty messed up the transporter aNnd you got slpit into two people, and the evil one is running aorund sending people his penis....dont worry, i made sure EVERYONE on my list knows about you...i mean....him
Captian Kirk: you are a dirty man
E-Reverend: I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOUR PENIS NOT BEING NICE!!!!!
*Cap'n Kirk signed off*