View Full Version : i just pulled some weird ass shit out the end of my dick

09-30-2009, 01:21 AM
it was like a rubber ball of semen but ive had a few showers since i last jerked off and i always make sure i clean under my skin... :suicide2:

tweet tweet :piyo:

moo the magic cow
09-30-2009, 01:23 AM
dude that was your glans
put it back

09-30-2009, 01:26 AM

09-30-2009, 01:27 AM
sometimes when i piss yes

09-30-2009, 01:27 AM
what the fuck, my dick is broke!

09-30-2009, 01:59 AM
it should be ok. Hopefully it's not SYPHILLIS DUM DUM DUMMMMMM

naw it should be ok. As long as no itching, burning or any other irregularities.

09-30-2009, 06:03 AM
crisis over... delete thread please

whoopie pie
09-30-2009, 06:13 AM
why would you not use a condom

09-30-2009, 07:05 AM
pjmac lets both post pictures of our dicks and lets see whose is bigger

whoopie pie
09-30-2009, 07:40 AM
my dick is small and bent and it cant please a woman

09-30-2009, 08:04 AM
you're supposed to wash under there you disgusting pig

09-30-2009, 01:56 PM
pbmaj the bend is going to work in your favour...

sam you need to get off the blow dog

Tony Macaroni
09-30-2009, 03:42 PM
how come eating pussy is easier than pleasuring by hand?

09-30-2009, 04:54 PM
coked dick - now thats a situation that sucks to be in.

09-30-2009, 05:16 PM
i am off coke....right now

09-30-2009, 05:17 PM
im never doing coke again until this weekeend

09-30-2009, 07:40 PM
god you sound like me summer of 2007 - that stuff rots your core.

09-30-2009, 09:01 PM
yeah i was just joking im done with that snow white pow pow for a while

09-30-2009, 09:02 PM
2 more days til the weekend starts fuck yeah

09-30-2009, 10:18 PM
how come eating pussy is easier than pleasuring by hand?
quotin dis

10-01-2009, 01:26 AM
i don't agree. i can't eat pussy for more than 15 min without getting a mad kink in my neck and tongue-whipped. but i could gladly have a small nymphet-sized (not aged, mind you) girl sit on my lap and finger her well into submission for as well long as it might take to make her purr.

10-01-2009, 02:29 AM
im gonna get banned if i keep posting this sound

10-01-2009, 02:52 AM
i assumed "easier" meant "quicker"

moo the magic cow
10-01-2009, 03:32 AM
why would you not use a condom

because i like having orgasms

10-01-2009, 03:58 PM
having sex with a condom is like being on a cruise with your grandma. you feel stupid for paying for it and you can't get off. I got a million of em.

whoopie pie
10-01-2009, 04:16 PM
not a big fan of condoms huh dunce

10-01-2009, 07:04 PM
condoms are great in theory but in reality its like being visited in prison where you have to meet behind glass and talk on those weird phones. sure you can see and hear her but you can't feel her.

i think safe sex is important, but i honestly feel like i'm denying myself a basic human right every time i use one.

i have a little different perspective though because i can't get chicks pregnant. chemotherapy when i was 16 made my sperm sterile.

10-02-2009, 01:30 AM

10-02-2009, 06:25 AM
poti thinks cancer is funny.

10-02-2009, 07:31 AM
i never posted that, someone edited my post

whoopie pie
10-02-2009, 09:55 AM
i didnt get ultra thins cause zimbo told me one broke on him before, do they feel better?

10-02-2009, 05:15 PM
i never posted that, someone edited my post

yah it was peeb, he's sending me PMs again trying to get laid.

10-02-2009, 06:22 PM
pbmaj is you strap 2 condoms on you wont feel a thing and then you can fuck all night

10-02-2009, 06:26 PM
that's got to be the stupidest thing i've ever read on the forum.

whoopie pie
10-02-2009, 06:39 PM
they have extended pleasure condoms and also you can just get drunk

10-02-2009, 07:42 PM
getting drunk can lead to whiskey dick, a little drunk is good but not too drunk.

protip - smoke weed. this works really well. i was fucking this asian girl for a while and we'd both get really baked and fuck for hours. sadly we had nothing else in common but man she loved my dick and i loved giving it to her.

10-02-2009, 09:36 PM
heh, whiskey dick.