Canada vs. AmericaBy: Liam Jones
FOR THE LAND OF STUPID
AND THE HOME OF THE IGNORANT.
How many fuckers on the Islanders team are even fucking American anyway? I'm willing to bet it's well under half. I propose an invasion of these shithead nigger-haters to the south: beat the fuckers to death with hockey sticks and beaver pelts (beaver, snort snort... VAGINA!!!!)
HEY I KNOW WE CAN USE THOSE 4, OH FUCK I MEAN 3 NEW SUBS THAT WE GOT.
What the fuck is with the whole god damned mother fucking world ripping us off? Millions of dollars on subs gets ripped of by england. 4 dead in a war that we have no place in by supposed friendly fire (I like the friendly napalm: it tickles as it burns your flesh off), and now the booing of our anthem.
Bush: sorry little brother, I guess we should quit putting all that testosterone in our beef.And now a rant which may not make sense
I was glad when those fucking planes killed a bunch of your innocents. I thought it may smack that fucking semi-doped-up semi-retarted smile of off your face. I mean, your penis hasn't been quite so big after Vietnam. Unless of course it is getting the good old viagra treatment from Hollywood (by the way thanks for ending world war 2 single-handedly, *cough* *cough* sarcasm sarcasm). Oh wait, there was that time that you invaded Granada for no fucking reason, and who could forget Panama, Ethiopia, or Korea? FUCK ME AMERICA, MAKE ME CUM WITH YOUR HUGE POWERFUL COCK!!!!!!!!
*America whips out its dick to fuck me*
WHAT A LET DOWN, I KNEW ALL THOSE BOMBS WERE COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHIN'..............ZIING.