Does Barney have A Penis?
Exhibit A: Here we get no clean shot of his genitals
Exhibit B: Still no shlong in view, but we do learn more of
one of Barneys Many talents, playing the guitar
Exhibit C: This wedding photo tells us that he is married,
He must have a wang of some kind, you cant keep a wife this day and age without being able
to please them sexually, I mean he certainly isnt getting by on good looks alone
Exhibit D: In this shot taken at the 1998 Macys day thanksgiving parade,
there is no penis in site and after the parade we sent in a team to do tests.
They searched the airballoon up and down, nothing to be found. This balloon is a exact replica of Barney, exept no penis. Management has done everything in their power to cover it up, but you will soon learn the truth.
Exhibit E: In this shot of barney in one of his bad moods we
see no cock of any kind, he can conceil it during one of his worst moods, this dino is one tough son of a bitch
Exhibit F: Pj is clearly no man, if Barney associates with these kind of people what does that make him?
Exhibit G: I think this photograph speaks for itself